Today’s assignment is to describe four weird traits that I have. That should be easy because I’m basically a grade A weirdo. We all feel that way though right?
First off if you know me, you may have noticed I always have sunglasses with me. On my head, covering my eyes or stashed away in my bag. This is because I hate the light. This is actual footage of me in direct light, Because I’m basically a Mogwai.
Beach day? No thanks. Not enough shade. You’ll find me in a shady spot down by the river. Or an indoor pool.
Next, you should know, that I hate driving. I’d rather bike, walk, skate, or be driven somewhere. The only thing worse than driving is running. I like to play it off that I’m worried about the environment, but really I’m just a terrible at it (Both running and driving to be honest). I am, however, a fantastic passenger. I never give directions, I don’t care how fast you drive, I mean your doing better than I would so have at it. I have no desire to be in control.
I do always need to know what time it is. I like to be on time, but not to early. It’s extremely important to me that I use every moment of my time the way I want to. I schedule and plan things, and it would appear that I’m very organized, and that am productive as well. The truth is that I’m just lazy. I jam everything I have to do into bare moments and leave the rest of the time to lay around and read, eat, watch tv and play games. When things don’t go according to schedule I usually don’t mind… unless someone is depending on me. Then I lose my shit.
And finally I flirt wrong. If I like you I clam up. I can’t speak. I just listen and try to blend in to the walls. This is because I want you to like me. I can’t risk one false move. I am most comfortable around people I don’t have to impress. I’ll say witty things, make jokes, touch them. It looks like I’m genuinely interested, but I’m not. I don’t care if they like me. There’s no risk. Except I miss out on the truly amusing and they go and marry someone else. It’s all because, I guess, I feel I’m not good enough. Is low self esteem a trait?
Anyway, what makes you weird?